Richard Littlejohn (Daily Mail columnist) pulls no punches. I like that. We’re not here long. Better to get to the point. Back in January he did an excellent piece on ‘Awkward questions children ask their parents’, such as: “Why is the sky blue?” I thought I’d share a few…
“Mum, why do bald men grow ponytails?” Dunno….
“Mum, why is a Tory-led government spending £-billions carving a railway line through an area of outstanding natural beauty, packed with Tory voters?” Dunno…
“Dad, why have we imported millions of foreigners to fill job vacancies when millions of people in Britain are unemployed and living on benefits?” Dunno…
“Dad, why are we letting convicted Lithuanian rapists into Britain?” Dunno, son. Ask your Mother…
“Mum, why can’t we deport foreign terrorists who want to kill us?” Dunno…
“Mum, why do we let unelected foreign judges tell us what to do?” Dunno. Ask your Father…
“Dad, Why don’t so-called ‘travellers’ want to travel?” Dunno, son. Ask your Mother…
“Mum, what do we get out of the European Convention on Human Rights?” Dunno. Ask Dad…
“Dad, what do we get out of belonging to the European Union?” Dunno, son.
“Dad, what is the point of the Leveson Inquiry?” No idea, son. Dunno. Not a clue. Ask Mum…
“Mum, how did Ed Miliband ever become Labour Leader?” Dunno. Why don’t you ask David Miliband?

Give us a clue