NU-Lab - Neo-Nasties?

Welcome to Planet New Labour. Nasty to Taxpayers, Doctors, Drivers, The Countryside, Pensioners, Business People, Country Sports, The Middle Classes, Homeowners, Historical Traditions, Men, Smokers, Students, Parents, Farmers, Civil Liberties, Soldiers, Fishermen, Schoolteachers, Firemen, Local Government, Small Businesses; the list is endless. Not only do they expect the State to run all of our lives, but they want us to be our own Jailers, spying on our neighbours and doing their work for them in the best traditions of the Neo-Coms of Europe. On planet New Labour there is no History, no Identity, just a year zero where no memories are allowed.  A Politburo of Champagne Designer socialists wearing Thatcher's' M & S throw-offs, miming to her greatest hits whilst pursuing loony left policies by stealth. Like a bossy School ma'am on steroids they have an unstoppable control freak tendency and now have their very own Clause 28 (yet another ban), this time with hunting. Why New Lab? Like a group of Mad Scientists escaped from a North Korean Laboratory if it ain't broke they will fix it till it is. Have a Chancellor who is good at Enron style accounting techniques and increasingly are out-sleazing the Tories in their heyday. Rely on a dwindling voter base of bribed public sector clients and, (The ultimate in Gerrymandering) importing voters from other countries, and from their failing heartlands in the North to the South in purpose built 'little boxes all made out of ticky tack.'

"Britain is Working" - (For the Government)

Beeb-news

The House Organ of Loony Left rejects from the open university. "This is the BBC World View - oops! Service" The art of News Management par excellance. Choose your ingredients carefully, (and not what to include), a sprinkled nuance here, some subtle mood music there, toss in a carefully crafted word or two, add just a hint of disapproval when needed,  et voila, State TV for the Millennium. A very bad case of institutionalised far Leftism and Conservativephobia. They dislike the Tories, but loathe UKIP even more. Pro E.U. and U.N. diatribes mixed with Anti - Americanism, all paid for by the Poll Tax licence.

Please do not adjust you set or go off-message

Losers - The Party formerly known as the Tories

The party who have been in power for most of the time during the E.U. takeover. Perhaps they were asleep during those decades. Rip Van Winkle with a collective memory loss? "It wasn't us Guv', honest!" Have recently had a new found fetish for UKIP clothes, but will change once they look for another life raft. Sometimes so wet you can almost hear the drips. So scared of Labour they are indistinguishable from them in their policies. They got themselves into a frenzy over Howard Flight, yet the reality is that they are still going to increase the amount the government will be spending of taxpayers money if they get in, just by not as much as Labour! And the Voters must get excited about this?

"Mr Howard said It would be wrong for him to express any view on the poll. --- Mr Howard said I would like to extend my warmest congratulations to President George W. Bush on his re-election victory." - (An early  Howard Flip-Flop)

Lib/Dhims

Neither Liberal or Democratic, the Happy Clappy version of New Lab, not yet into stealth mode. Beeb's Flavour of the month at present owing to spat with their usual favourite over Iraq. Trying to throw off the Sandals 'n Sackcloth image, but old 'habits' die hard. If they ever get to power they would prove to be even more expensive to support than New Labour which is an awful lot of tax and spend! Warning to voters! - Be careful you may get what you wish for!

"Labour/Tory can't win here" - ( So vote for us even though you don't want to)

Eutopia

The Stealth version of the old Soviet Union. Gradually acquiring more powers than Russia ever had. Stalinist, Corrupt, Bureaucratic, Wasteful, Arrogant. Bent on spreading it's evil empire across Europe and beyond.

"We know that nine out of 10 people will not have read the Constitution and will vote on the basis of what politicians and journalists say. More than that, if the answer is No, the vote will probably have to be done again, because it absolutely has to be Yes. " - Jean-Luc Dehaene